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June 27, 2020

‘A LARGE FISH GOING ABOUT ITS DAILY BUSINESS STARTLED THE INDIVIDUAL’

A violent male who entered the water at Thorness earlier this morning (Friday) was eventually detained by Police after he was scared out of the sea by a large fish.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me...

"A large fish going about its daily business"

If the fish that scared violent man out of the water was one of those bloodsucking 'vampire fish' and it was headed for his crotch, this story starts to make some sense.

Did anyone get another picture of that "Moby Dick" whale?

So now there are police fish to go along with the police dogs?

He had good reason to be scared:

"Now the Lord had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights."

Jonah 1:17

"possessing an offensive weapon"...har

The comments provide a helpful summary of every fish pun known to Grades 3 to 6.

Where the hell did you go to school? I'd tell you just how many grades I made it through but I"d have to take my socks off.

The one that got away repels the one that didn’t get away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bb0o6WxE4o ...vid of a large Fish going about his daily business

While there are no fish police that we're aware of, apparently there are Fish detectives... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyNnet_19_w

I vote we send this fish to Eash6.

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