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June 22, 2020

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

...women are less likely to swipe right -- or say yes -- to men if they're posing with a cat in a picture

(Thanks to Dave Stuff)

MONDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

Apparently there won't be an open thread tonight, because Typepad is still not permitting comments on our posts. We've gone through the settings several times, and as far as we can tell the comments should be open, but they're closed. We have no idea what to do about this. We're still basically hoping that the problem will just go away on its own, the way Jersey Shore did.

Meanwhile, if you have a comment, you could just mutter it aloud, if it makes you feel better.

IN THE HOME OF THE SO-CALLED 'LIBERTY BELL'

The city of Philadelphia is asking people to refrain from swimming in dumpsters

(Thanks to Not my Usual Alias)

BACK TO BED, EVERYBODY

Too much strenuous exercise may shorten your lifespan, study suggests

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

ABOUT THE COMMENTS

For some reason, Typepad is saying that the comments are closed, even though the settings say that the comments are open. We don't know what to do about this (beyond firing judi, of course). So we're going to hope that it fixes itself. This is pretty much how we handle all of our problems.

'MULLET-FREE ZONE'

Man claims he was refused entry to pub on 18th birthday - because of his hairstyle

(Thanks to John Lobert)

LEARNING IS FUN!

School apologises after children are told to plan own funeral as homework

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

DETAILS, DETAILS

(Bloomberg) -- Wirecard AG withdrew its fiscal 2019 and first-quarter 2020 financial results after saying the missing 1.9 billion euros ($2.1 billion) of cash on its balance sheet likely doesn’t exist.

(Thanks to The Perts)

ALL OF WHOM POSSESS VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

This Opera House is Reopening With a Concert Performed Exclusively for 2,200 Potted Plants

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT WAS HEADED EAST, WHICH IS OF COURSE THE DIRECTION OF FLORIDA

A minivan with a riderless motorcycle stuck to its front bumper hurtled along the 91 Freeway in Corona on Friday, June 19, as a stream of sparks erupted beneath the vehicles.

(Thanks to man tom)

MEN'S FASHION UPDATE

Ho hum.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Grateful Dead Deodorant Announced

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

 
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