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June 17, 2020

WEDNESDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

Q. Knock knock.

A. Who's there?

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Grimes and Elon Musk change their son's name for the third time

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

WE'LL TAKE IT, DUDES

Package containing 32 bags of marijuana delivered to wrong home

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

PROBABLY CAME FROM URANUS

Weird green glow spotted in atmosphere of Mars

(Thanks to The Perts and Asher Scheiner)

OR AT LEAST IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION

Austria: man fined for farting 'with full intent' at police

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Here's Another Version: Vienna police fine man €500 for 'massive intestinal wind'

(Thanks to Roberto, Al Barkafski, Robert Shaw, Barry Nester, Jan in Grimsby, Ranald Adams, Catherine, The Perts, Mad Hatter, Ralph, Michael Moyer, Mark Schlesinger, Doug Shedd and Steve Bradford, who says "My Dad would have had to pay a fortune.")

We saw MIW open for the Cowsills.

Update: Thanks also to Bill Hudgins, who says they opened for Air Supply.

WE'RE GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE AND GUESS THAT THE TOURIST WAS A GUY

The Gatlinburg SkyBridge was shut down after a tourist cracked the glass doing a baseball slide

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

 
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