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June 14, 2020

SUNDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

You'll wonder where the yellow went

When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent!

Tonight's theme is: Things that your brain has chosen to retain forever, as opposed to things that might some day be useful, but your brain has chosen to forget them, such as your blood type. 

UPDATE: In the original post, “Pepsodent” got autocorrected to “President.” Rest assured that both autocorrect and judi will be fired. Also as a last resort we may start actually reading what appears on this blog. 

FLORIDA

It's hard to explain. Sometimes you just have to see it for yourself.

(Thanks to Doug Shedd)

CSI: ROSWELL

Dinosaur vertebrae among items stolen from vehicle

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

ATTENTION, PEOPLE WHO COOK ON THEIR SNOWMOBILES:

Remember to wear your gloves whenever you take off the MuffPot from your muffler’s middle pipe.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who reminds us not to make fun of the product's name.)

'I WAS ABOUT TO ORDER A BARGAIN BUCKET'

Man with horse and cart furious after being refused service at KFC drive-thru

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Brits might as well tear up the Magna Carta.")

THE DEFINITION OF LEADERSHIP

Brooklyn Assembly candidate Emily Gallagher admits to mooning couple having sex

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "She has our support.")

 
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