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June 13, 2020

SATURDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

It is all yours. All of it.

THIS IS WHY WE NEVER INVITED EXPERTS INTO OUR HOME

Experts share their advice for guests visiting someone else's home - including waiting 30 minutes between uses and leaving the seat UP

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, who says "The seat 'up' means that these experts are men, though the 30-minute wait time suggests to me that they're basically just irritating jerks.")

WE BLAME THE MASKS

Young Americans are having less sex than ever

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE'VE ALL DONE THIS

Poland invaded the Czech Republic last month, but says it was just a big misunderstanding

(Thanks to Steve K. and Nelson from Michigan, who says "France is of course on red alert.")

NOOOO

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed legislation on Tuesday dissolving the city of Weeki Wachee.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Mayan calendar ‘was wrong and world will end NEXT WEEK’

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Barry Nester)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

A 50,000-year-old lake in India just turned pink and experts don't know exactly why

(Thanks to Steve K, who says “In possibly related news, a Kool-Aid truck has gone missing.")

THIS GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE IS GETTING CRAZY

Authorities in Kansas have closed a trail around a creek as they try to catch an alligator spotted there.

Wait 'til the pyrthons show up.

(Thanks to EricY)

 
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