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June 11, 2020

THURSDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

Tonight's theme is: Things women care way more about than men do.

We'll start: Pillows. A man needs one or maybe two pillows on a bed. Whereas if you give a woman enough time, she will cover the entire bed with decorative pillows. (We are using "decorative" in the sense of "pointless.")

We realize that we are stereotyping. (We are using "stereotyping" in the sense of "correct.") 

'THE WAY FORWARD'

Naked speed dating.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

A SUREFIRE WAY TO LIVEN UP ANY GRADUATION CEREMONY

Sprinklers!

The action starts at 47:10 in the video.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE?

Urgent recall after gin bottles filled with hand sanitiser sold in Australia

(Thanks to Dave N.)

WE SAW G.B.O.M. OPEN FOR PHISH

Giant larvaceans are squishy tadpole-like animals that have giant balloons of mucus about three feet wide surrounding them.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET...

Boris Johnson confirms singletons can have sex with people they don't live with from Saturday

Related: NYC health officials advise kinky Zoom parties, masks during sex amid COVID-19

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

 
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