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June 08, 2020

MONDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

Tonight’s theme was suggested by veee, who sent a link to this story:

Mysterious deep-space flashes repeat every 157 days

“What are they saying?” veee asks. Our guess is they’re trying to communicate something along the lines of STOP BROADCASTING THE PINA COLADA SONG OR WE WILL DESTROY YOUR PLANET.

We welcome your theories.

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

Man, 30, has a whole fish stuck in his rectum after 'sitting on it by accident'

(Thanks to Michael Moyer and Roberto)

IT’S A FLOTATION DEVICE, OFFICER DUDES

Canadian tethered to 265 pounds of marijuana found unconscious in Detroit River

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

PYTHON VS. COBRA

Thai man breaks up giant snake brawl outside Pattaya

WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER GET OFF THE TOUR BUS

Tourist rescued in Bali after being trapped in a well for 6 days

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Police: Drunken Attleboro man broke into zoo because he wanted to ‘look at the monkeys’

(Thanks to Ralph)

FATHARRRR'S DAY BE COMIN'

Fatharrrr be needin' this.

(Thanks to Matt Filarrrr, who be notin' that "it's only 50,000 dollarrrrs.")

SEND SOME OF THAT TORMENT OUR WAY

Man tormented by mystery pizza deliveries to his house for almost a decade

(Thanks to John Lobert and Rod Nunley)

 
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