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June 01, 2020

MONDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

Tonight’s theme is words of comfort. As this blog’s mom was fond of saying: “Kids, always remember that it’s better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.”

JUST IN CASE YOU (YOU FOOL!) WERE STARTING TO FEEL EVEN A GLIMMER OF HOPE

Apocalyptic swarm of deadly mutant ticks invade Russia

(Thanks to PapaJohn)

SUBTLE

When the dispatcher picked up, 50-year-old Katrina Morgan said that her "junk" was on fire, and she needed a firefighter to "use his hose" to put it out.

You will be shocked to learn that alcohol appears to have been involved.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Note: This item is several weeks old, which means we may have posted it already. But we cannot afford to take any chances.

DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH

‘Mooning’ mower facing charge

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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