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May 26, 2020

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to John Lobert and DaninDallas)

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"doing the old soft shoe": another euphamisn to add to the list

Some of those look like Crocs sandals. Has he no taste at all?

He's a sole man.

"What are you in for?"

"I stole 126 pairs of Flip-Flops, wore them around the house because it turned me on."

"So, all right if I call you Nimrod, the weird Flip-Flops man?"

"After I wore them around for several hours I cuddled and kissed them then rubbed them against my body then had sex with them, my name is Theerapat?"

"What a stupid name, I'll just call you D.F. for Degenerate Freak."

" vast array of footwear "

Another great name for a band that will probably go forever unused.

He will be treated by the French specialist in rubber sandal fetishes, the esteemed Dr. Phillippe Philloppe. (Helps if you say it out loud.)

Pick a nice flip-flop and settle down, Bruh. No one can handle that many relationships.

Probably kept him busy all day.

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