WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
(Thanks to John Lobert and DaninDallas)
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May 26, 2020
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"doing the old soft shoe": another euphamisn to add to the list
Posted by: cfjk | May 26, 2020 at 12:39 PM
Some of those look like Crocs sandals. Has he no taste at all?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 26, 2020 at 01:28 PM
He's a sole man.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 26, 2020 at 02:37 PM
"What are you in for?"
"I stole 126 pairs of Flip-Flops, wore them around the house because it turned me on."
"So, all right if I call you Nimrod, the weird Flip-Flops man?"
"After I wore them around for several hours I cuddled and kissed them then rubbed them against my body then had sex with them, my name is Theerapat?"
"What a stupid name, I'll just call you D.F. for Degenerate Freak."
Posted by: man tom | May 26, 2020 at 03:26 PM
" vast array of footwear "
Another great name for a band that will probably go forever unused.
Posted by: Clankie | May 26, 2020 at 04:17 PM
He will be treated by the French specialist in rubber sandal fetishes, the esteemed Dr. Phillippe Philloppe. (Helps if you say it out loud.)
Posted by: padraig | May 26, 2020 at 04:39 PM
Pick a nice flip-flop and settle down, Bruh. No one can handle that many relationships.
Posted by: Bob | May 26, 2020 at 06:45 PM
Probably kept him busy all day.
Posted by: John | May 27, 2020 at 11:52 AM