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May 29, 2020

WE SHUDDER TO THINK WHAT THE SQUIRRELS (YOU KNOW THEY'RE BEHIND THIS) PLAN TO DO WITH IT

A troop of monkeys in India attacked a medical official and snatched away blood samples of patients who had tested positive for the novel coronavirus, authorities said on Friday.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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Paging Robert 'Cobra Charmer' Wagner.

They have plans to give the samples to the Pakistani Pigeon from earlier this week on the Blog.

It's ok. The monkeys were probably mad about something.

...I heard that the plan is to duct tape them to a canvas and then swap with the guys who bought the banana ones. The real question here is what are the squirrels planning to do with the bananas?

They're setting up their own lab to study the virus, because they don't want to catch it from us.

How many monkeys are in a troop. Do they have a chain of command? We need this information to plan a decent attack.

"Hey Hey we're the MONKEES, people say we monkey around....."

I know how to put a stop to this. Have the same lab tech walk around campus carrying a bag full of specimens patients left for gastrointestinal testing.

They ran away along the electric or telephone or telegraph wires... just like the squirrrels taught them how.

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