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May 27, 2020


Sex workers offer to limit customers to two positions which 'minimise the risk of transmitting coronavirus' to enable brothels to end lockdown in Switzerland

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, Barry Nester, Mark Schlesinger and Allen at Division)


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"Lock-down in Sweden" ...another addition to that list of euphemisms

Human trials ...

As long as they don't shake hands.....

ZED: You miss her, it happens to all of us. There was this young, hot thing I knew once. When our bodies were intwined, in the positions of the Kamasutra...

AGENT J: Zed! Come on, man! Damn!

Scientists are undecided on which two sex positions would be the safest and propose that a government funded study is in order. The sex experts claim that this report will be detailed and through. They expect the results on the two approved, safe, positions to be published sometime next year.

DRs. FAUCI AND BIRX doing it?

I did not know about more than one position. Are there any photos of the forbidden positions, for educational purposes?

Third position: They each wear a paper bag over their heads.

"... each session should be kept to 15 minutes." -- For some, 15 minutes would be a pipe dream.

Why am I not surprised that four blog guys submitted this story?

Cindy, we aim to please.

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