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May 29, 2020


Florida Police Use Krispy Kreme To Lure Black Bear Off City Streets

(Thanks to DaninDallas, who says "works on me too.")


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"Don't taze me bro."

Krispy Kreme is way overrated. There, I said it.

Many years ago, a friend who is a bear biologist baited a culvert trap with a female colleague's T-shirt as a joke.

It worked. Bears are curious animals.

What's amazing is that the Florida Police had the self-restraint to avoid eating the Krispy Kreme before the bear showed up.

You use what you have at hand. It was either that or the large coffee.

Ralph, was she wearing it at the time?

It just goes to show that all that sensitivity training law enforcement recieves is paying dividends, although one officer, off-the-record supposedly said we were hoping it was a polar bear 'cuz then we could'a shot the damn thing and still ate the KCs.

Works for Snow Birds too. In South Florida, maybe other places too, when the red light is on at the Krispy Kreme shop you can get a free doughnut.

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