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May 04, 2020

SPORTS UPDATE

Men of the male gender are advised not to click on the Sports Update.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Glad to hear Seamen comes out of his scrotum injury OK.

Remember Popeye? I thought seamen were supposed to be tough.

That is one tough dude. And ouch!!!

Has he been diagnosed with CTE from this?

*Slaps a couple of band-aids on puncture wounds, draws up a Tetanus shot, and tells Seamen to stop being such a big baby*

Punctured Scrotum WBAGNFARB.

Alternative headline:
"Seaman gets free vasectomy."

I didn't check to see what sport Seaman plays, but I hope it's soccer, because then the announcer could say:

"Seaman is all over the ball!"

And "Seaman shoots out like a rocket!"

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