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May 02, 2020

SOMETHING WE HAVE ALL WAITED LITERALLY DECADES TO SEE

First Trailer For Lifetime’s Lorena Bobbitt Movie Features Her Throwing The Penis Out Of The Car Window

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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https://youtu.be/rPkzkV1icWY

I'll wait for the director's cut.

It's nice to see that Lifetime is taking some time out from showing their killer cheerleader movies.

Shakespeare called the stabbing of Julius Caesar by his supposed friend Brutus, "The most unkindest cut of all."

Shakespeare was wrong.

So he hadn't had his last fling after all?

You know things have taken a turn for the worse when you come home and your wife is reading The Lorena Bobbitt Story and watching Ginsu Commercials...

For those not attuned to the movie business; that is called, ahem... "the money shot"...

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