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May 05, 2020


Woman charged after calling 911 to have fire put out in crotch

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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If coronavirus wasn't enough, now we have spontaneous crotch combustion to deal with.

Oh, the humanity!

For some reason this story reminds me of a very old joke.
A woman was at the grocery store. When she was done a very handsome young man offered to take her groceries out to her car. When they got to the parking lot she leaned over and told him, "I have an itchy p***y". He replied, "Lady you're going to have to point it out. All of these foreign cars look alike to me."

Rejected " Rescue 911 " story line.


Remember years ago when Lindsey Lohan's ex-BF nicknamed her "Firecrotch"?

If you’ve ever been to Port Clinton, Ohio (“The Walleye Capitol of the World”) this will come as no surprise to you.

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