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May 20, 2020

PRICE CHECK ON REGISTER THREE

Police are investigating reports of indecent exposure at a Tesco in Cleethorpes after a video showed a man dancing in only his pants and trying to scan his backside on a checkout.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Where's a photocopier when you need one?

Price check? HAZMAT on register three, def con XIV.

Dave, are you sure this didn't come from Jan in Grimsby?

I think its just a cry for help. Or to be served.

”The man is understood to have been under the influence of alcohol.”

Gee, ya think?

Hand sanitizer, now available in "slut-drops" for people who are on the go and in the know. And this special twelve pack includes a years supply of smalls. Yes, you heard right, & they're clearly marked front and back for ease of usage: January, February, March etc.

Can you scan a barcode that has only one line?

Tesco in Cleethorpes WBAGNFARB.

Back in my mental hospital days this would have been one of those multi-page, overtime, psychiatric admission examinations.

If it had been in a Walmart no one would have noticed.

How did he get in there without a mask?

Did he get the bum's rush? Or rash?

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