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May 29, 2020


Huge post-coronavirus orgy planned to end ‘longest dry spell in all of history’

(Thanks to Roberto)


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Make sure you stretch beforehand, would want to pull a hamstring at the wrong time.

Thus beginning the next pandemic.

If they're social distancing how do you......???.....oh never mind.

"The demand is overwhelming," said Bob, referring to 80 emails, about half of which he considered serious. I would have to quote Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

A friend said if they consider two months "a historic dry spell" then "Clearly none of them have ever been pregnant or had a newborn in the house!"

Preceded by public readings of " Lady Chatterly's Lover " and " 50 Shades ".

Well it appears the covid has also killed spontaneity. But on the plus side, that's one flash-mob I'd kinda like to see.

@Clankie--At the end of the proposed orgy will be a reading of T.S. Elliot's, The Hollow Men."This is how the world will end, not with a bang but a whimper."

Since this is in Philadelphia, the locals will show up to mercilessly boo the participants.

“Humanity is currently in the middle of the largest dry spell in all of history, that’s what inspired the flyers,” Bob says.
Speak for yourself Bob.

I think people will remember it's just like riding a bicycle.
Except you don't have to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Um, they do realize that the Lockdown, Stay At Home Order will come to and end. The virus will be with us forever. They don’t go away. The virus from the 1918 pandemic is still out there and almost all of us have been exposed. It could be a long time before they host their party. Just sayin’.

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