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May 25, 2020


Toilet experts say urinals may be consigned to history as part of measures to make public conveniences safe for the post-coronavirus world.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

To be honest, we missed them a lot when they were still here.


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I never knew there were toilet experts out there. In college they must have honed their skills yakking into a porcelain phone.

You can learn a lot about a toilet while you're getting a swirly. Or so I've heard.

Just remember that;
A EX is a has been
and a spurt is a drip under pressure
SO An expert is a 'Has been under pressure'.

The British Toilet Association?

Are degrees in 'Toiletology' printed on two or four sheets of TP?

The American College of Toiletology is located in Flushing, New York.

The Enquirer rated them #1 & #2 in their 2020 college rankings for "when you really, really have to go!"

I wonder what they'd think of the horse trough type of facilities in arenas and stadia?

We just use a tree at the golf course.

The current alternative.

Idunno, 'got kind of a racist vibe, no?

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