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May 18, 2020

'MUST BE A HARDENED CRIMINAL'

Police discover giant penis mown into West Cornwall field

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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I can remember when crop circles were nearly impossible to decipher in regard to their meaning. Judging from this my guess is the Aliens are beginning to losing patience with us.

beginning to lose patience with the editing speed

I suppose that's okay as long as they don't try to circumcise with a mower.

The Jolly Green Giant is going to lose his mellow attitude over incidents such as this.

(Hey, as long as he only loses his attitude?)

I hear d the JGJ got fired for taking a pea.

A little off subject but cfjk started it.

How to get rid of a polar bear in Alaska--

(1) cut a large round hole in a frozen lake

(2) Open a can of peas and make a ring around the hole you just cut.

(3) Back off and wait until a polar bear comes to take a pea, then run up and kick it in the ice hole

Probably inspired by this: https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/cerne-giant

Hate to be so maudlin but it seems like such a cold ending to that story.

Cerne Abbas? Sounds more like a cold, red abyss.

I've seen bigger.

You go girl!

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