IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Turtle smashes through Savannah driver’s windshield on Truman Parkway
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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Turtle smashes through Savannah driver’s windshield on Truman Parkway
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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...and the best part is we can deliver the turtle soup with drones directly to the customers so our revenue stream will be unaffected by the quarantine!
Posted by: cfjk | May 26, 2020 at 12:37 PM
First came a home lockdown and now we have flying turtles to deal with.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | May 26, 2020 at 01:00 PM
Gamera!
Posted by: MOTW | May 26, 2020 at 01:04 PM
Am I the only one who skipped to the end of the article just to see if the turtle was okay?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 26, 2020 at 01:30 PM
"Turtlegram for Kevin Grant!"
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 26, 2020 at 02:24 PM
Insurance agent: "I'm sorry your policy only cowers flying monkeys not flying turtles"
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 26, 2020 at 02:46 PM
...but what if the turtle was DROPPED by a flying monkey?. Can't he be charged with breaking & entering so then we can sue him in a civil action?
Posted by: cfjk | May 26, 2020 at 03:34 PM
Alas, poor turtle.
Posted by: n. n. | May 26, 2020 at 03:48 PM
I didn't know his name was Alice, however, it is a wonder where he landed.
Posted by: cfjk | May 26, 2020 at 03:51 PM
The Turtle is the world's most powerful telekinetic, able to lift battleships with the power of his mind. For decades, he was one of New York City's most celebrated crimefighters and also one of the most mysterious. In his adventures, he hid inside a protective "shell" (actually the modified body of a Volkswagen Beetle) that he floated around with his telekinesis, so no one knew who the Turtle actually was. That changed when he revealed his secret identity to the world in the early-1990s. The Turtle is actually Tom Tudbury, an ordinary and mild-mannered man who used to be a big comic book fan. Tommy's telekinetic powers don't work when he is nervous or scared, forcing him to use his shell for protection when fighting crime.
Posted by: maryqos | May 26, 2020 at 03:51 PM
He's back. He's bad. You won't call him " Yertle" anymore
Posted by: Clankie | May 26, 2020 at 04:18 PM
r.i.p flying turtle
snif
Posted by: veee | May 26, 2020 at 04:36 PM
Great stuff all !
Posted by: LeDud | May 26, 2020 at 04:40 PM