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May 03, 2020


Poop could help stop the pandemic.

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)


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Somehow testing wastewater from thousands of people to check if anyone has a virus seems rather stupid.

There is an old joke about a guy who comes to the city and finds a job selling insurance. He is told he also needed to collect a urine sample from each new customer.
The guy comes back smiling and carrying a gallon jug full of urine.

He announced proudly, "My first day on the job and I sold a group policy,"

Whatever happened to beer being the thing that "is there anything it can't do"?

Fire up that helicopter and let's drop some toilet paper!

The toilet geckos will be a big help on this.

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