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Maybe he was able to heat it up in the roast police vehicle?
Posted by: Rudolph | May 28, 2020 at 12:02 PM
Yes, but only later, and given the restraints not really what he was going for.
Posted by: cfjk | May 28, 2020 at 12:25 PM
You can't normally buy Hot Pockets. You can only buy cold pockets and heat them yourself.
Posted by: Ralph Kirshner | May 28, 2020 at 12:26 PM
In the Old West, Wells Fargo was kind enough to leave some firewood in back of their stage stops so a hungry traveler could build a fire and have a nice hot meal.
This poor dude just hasn't adjusted to the harshness of modern times.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | May 28, 2020 at 12:39 PM
Oh, Jim Gaffigan, you rascal.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | May 28, 2020 at 01:29 PM
My first thought too AmoebaStampede.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2020 at 01:45 PM
Yeah, his pockets certainly would have been "hot" when they got filled with other people's money.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | May 28, 2020 at 02:02 PM
It's ok. After he eats that hot pocket, he'll have to make a deposit.
Posted by: Clankie | May 28, 2020 at 02:28 PM
Another Gaffigan fan here.
"Hell, yeah, it was worth it."
I can definitely see Jim saying that in a commercial.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2020 at 03:04 PM
The Hot Pocket dough then had a checking account opened without its knowledge.
Posted by: Jane Linderman | May 28, 2020 at 03:21 PM
The Hot Pocket dough then had a checking account opened without its knowledge.
Posted by: Jane Linderman | May 28, 2020 at 03:21 PM
As a friend said, "Everybody knows that banks have the best microwaves."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2020 at 04:09 PM
*adds "heat up his Hot Pockets" to list of euphemisms*
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 28, 2020 at 04:21 PM