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May 21, 2020

IMAGINE WHAT HE'D GET HER IF SHE... NEVER MIND

Man buys girlfriend congratulations cake after she finally farts in front of him

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Where do the British tabloids find all these people who seem utterly incapable of embarrassment?

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Should have gotten her an engraved gin glass.

He can now tell his friends at the pub that his girlfriend is a real gas.

I wonder if she can light them?

Remember the good old days when we just blamed those on the dog?

Obviously seeking independence 200+ years ago was the right choice.

If I find out the cake was baked in an electric oven I'll be very disappointed.

Does Hallmark have a section of grreting cards that cover this?

Remember, these are the people we once fought a shootin' war to get away from. No wonder.

This is Fake News because women don't fart.
All that sugar and spice prevents it.

I bet someone's Mother is so proud!

dutch ovens and open flames is not a combination I recommend, so yeah, go with the electric in this case, unless your friend has a butane powered dildo, in which case we all anxiously await the headlines.

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