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May 25, 2020

IF YOU VIOLATE THE GUIDELINES, IT DISMEMBERS YOU

Gatorland Orlando, which reopened to the public on Saturday, introduced a new mascot, “Social Distancing Skunk Ape,” to encourage guests to remain 6 feet away from each other.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

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It's nice to see that Gary Busey has found an opportunity for post-Hollywood employment.

I believe that's the "Tony" part of Tony, Orlando & Dawn, although I've not aware of any part of Orlando that could properly be refered to as "toney".

I wonder how many watching this video would like to see Skunk Ape grab up that irritating blonde and head off to the top of the Empire State Building.

Don't call me skunk ape, OK? My bathroom is under construction.

I didn't know Congressmen got summer jobs.

I know how to keep social distance, but if some person in a hairy suit came and shoved me around, I'd give him a swift kick in the family jewels. IYKWIM(AITYD)

MOTW--A swift kick to the family jewels would have even straightened out King Kong. However, the Ann Darrow character would have needed a stepladder to accomplish the task.

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