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May 21, 2020


New Yorker promo:

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(Thanks to Mr. Ridley Pearson)


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I don't know where they come from, but they make me eel.

Like the old song:

When an eel bites your thigh
And you think that you'll die
That's a moray

Was that "New York Promo" or "New Yorker Porno"?
Either way, it could be revealing.

Eel features? I guess the folks at NYT are bored witless too.

Is Ridley doing research for a friend, perhaps?

Ironically, others' "search for relief" is what kept them employed.

I don't mind eels
except as meals
and the way they feels

Eels make girls squeal
They are slimy and really slick
Wriggling, writhing lengths of icky-sticky
They are too ugly to be really real
Some are shocking
None are good at playing soccer
They hide among the rocks
And give passing little fish some hard knocks
Eels love to cause trouble
Striking out of seabed rubble
The eel cops catch them before they can go on the lam
And many wind up in the can

We know eels come from eel eggs laid by other eels, but eel sex and reproduction is complicated and still not completely understood, with investigations going back to Aristotle.

That makes it very difficult to distinguish sex workers from ordinary eels.

One guy, probably you know him, said:

In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess.

Dave Barry

5* SNORKS to Ralph and Qaz

The regular eels are canned in water, the others in oil.

Seems like there’s money to be made by answering that eel question. Have the sex workers seen this?

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