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May 21, 2020

GENEROUS OFFER

While in custody, he offered a police officer a box of chicken, 3 kilograms of corned beef, and three plastic bags of sweet potatoes for his release.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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No Jewish Rye bread? Get a rope!

If only he'd thrown in a 6-pack.

No slaw or potato wedges?

He should have tried a doughnut. Don't people know anything ?

My uncle worked in a bank; a woman once came in carrying a dead chicken that she offered to him as payment of her loan. She would have paid interest but she couldn't get the dead chicken to lay eggs.

I'll assume this was a minor misdemeanor, given what was offered.

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