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May 20, 2020


Police were forced to intervene after a woman held an associate's sheep for "ram-som".

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Ewe cannot be serious.

This situation called for both the police and news media to take a 'sheep shot.'

"Commissioner Gordon, we have no choice. Send out the Ram Bo signal!"

You can have your sheep when you pry it from my cold, dead ram-parts.

Wait .. no, that didn't sound like what I meant at all.

Can they wether the storm?

(For you non-farm folk: Definition of wether. : a male sheep castrated before sexual maturity also : a castrated male goat.)

This whole article is a bunch of sheep.

Now let's all sing: Only Ewe.

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