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May 30, 2020

BOTH SHE AND THE DEER WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

A Jackson County Department of Transportation truck was heavily damaged a week ago when a naked woman broke into a Napoleon Township lot, stole the truck and hit a deer with it, police said.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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"Um, nice driving, lady. Why were you naked?"

The deer had it coming.

She was wearing the vest, so safety first, n'est pas?

Stealing a truck, no big deal.
Hitting a deer? Happens all the time.

But doing it naked? That's special.

Oh deer!

...no can "F" deer, deer run too fast. (RIMSHOT!)

I bet the random numbers were 1-2-3-4.

" It’s unclear how or why the woman was naked..."

How shouldn't have been too tough to figure out.

She wanted to produce a Florida drivers license, but there was this problem of being naked when the officers asked for it.

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