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May 18, 2020

AS A BONUS,THEY ALSO MAKE IT HARDER TO FALL DOWN

A Maryland bar unveiled an innovative solution to help patrons remain socially distant when it fully reopens — inner tubes on wheels.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Hold on to your cocktails 'cuz it's gonna be a bumpy night! A patron walks into a bar called FISHTAILS and the barkeep says "You're looking a bit tired tonight. Things just didn't roll your way today?" The patron responds, "No I just had four flats on the way here, and this was my only spare."

Hmm...let's see what we have here. Drunks. Inner tubes. Wheels. Parking lot. Cars/trucks. What could possibly go wrong?

Just read today's "Dilbert" comic, it asked a question that many men have had on there minds.
https://dilbert.com/

ImNotDave, right now there's probably somebody who just read this and is about to market masks as "face bras".

It wasn't long ago that this type of behavior would have gotten you a nice enforced vacation in a mental hospital.

This should be great on the dance floor.

Doubles as a contraceptive.

@ wanderer2575 -
That would make a Conga-line into a caterpillar.

@ImNotDave & @Dilbert, Odds are no makeup under masks, just too expensive so why waste it.

How far away can bumper bars be?

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