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May 02, 2020

APPARENTLY SHE DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO JIGSAW PUZZLES

Woman who stabbed boyfriend in the hand told police 'isolation is getting to me'

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

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Amazingly, alcohol was involved.

I was going to suggest she take up knitting but that probably wouldn't be a good idea either.

Things to do during quarantine:

1. Get drunk. Done.

2. Poke an earring through my nose. Done.

3. Stick my annoying boyfriend with scissors. Done.

https://youtu.be/CsxaoXHe9Xc

This was not the hand job he was looking for.

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