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May 30, 2020

SATURDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

The floor is yours, commenters. Also the walls and the ceiling.

Please do not take the light fixtures.

FROM OUR RAT PACK DAYS

Dave,

Blame the pandemic, but I just started watching the 1970s TV show "Vegas" starring Robert Urich. Every time they show the Desert Inn marquis, it shows Wayne Newton as the headliner, but just below Wayne to the left, it lists "Dave Barry."

Obviously it's a different Dave Barry, but (a) I thought you'd enjoy seeing your name in lights (again) so I took a picture of the TV screen; and (b) you'd be happy knowing "you" were with Wayne Newton and NOT Barry Manilow!

Trent

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FATHER'S DAY ALERT

If you want to buy a decommissioned nuclear reactor control panel, I’ve found one for you

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

THIS IS THEIR MISSION

The $@!*&# squirrels are driving me crazy in my coronavirus quarantine

I couldn’t sit there all day, of course, guarding the tree. That would be crazy. I could only do this for roughly 14 hours a day.

(Thanks to Ralph)

BOTH SHE AND THE DEER WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

A Jackson County Department of Transportation truck was heavily damaged a week ago when a naked woman broke into a Napoleon Township lot, stole the truck and hit a deer with it, police said.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE AWAIT THE IPO

Drug dealers turn corporate by selling customer databases for more than $180,000

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

 
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