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May 29, 2020

FRIDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

 When you're reading something -- an email, a comment, a Facebook post, a Tweet -- and you discover that the author doesn't know the difference between, for example, "it's" and "its," or "you're" and "your," does it affect your opinion of the author's message?

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER NET

There's a moose in the pool.

(Thanks to wiredog)

WE SHUDDER TO THINK WHAT THE SQUIRRELS (YOU KNOW THEY'RE BEHIND THIS) PLAN TO DO WITH IT

A troop of monkeys in India attacked a medical official and snatched away blood samples of patients who had tested positive for the novel coronavirus, authorities said on Friday.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

AMEN, DUDES

'Cannabis burned during worship' by ancient Israelites - study

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

PEOPLE GET READY

Huge post-coronavirus orgy planned to end ‘longest dry spell in all of history’

(Thanks to Roberto)

ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT HOUSE

They had been hired to carry out a client's fantasy of being tied up in his underwear and stroked with a broom.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, Roberto, Le Petomane, Jeff Meyerson, Rod Nunley, Janice Gelb and Dog Ogg)

INCREDIBLY, THIS IS NOT A FLORIDA MOTORIST

Palma exited the truck holding a cordless blower motor, which was packed with glitter. When she started the blower, a cloud of glitter showered down on officers and cars driving south on the highway, police said.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THIS IS WHY THEY ALWAYS HAVE SOME ON HAND

Florida Police Use Krispy Kreme To Lure Black Bear Off City Streets

(Thanks to DaninDallas, who says "works on me too.")

 
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