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May 25, 2020

MONDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

Tonight's theme is... (spins random theme generator)...  places you want to go once we can start going places again.

IT'S OK; THE WOLVES ARE WEARING MASKS

Bolivian Orchestra Stranded in ‘Haunted’ German Castle Surrounded by Wolves During Pandemic

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

HOW GUYS DO SOCIAL DISTANCING

Like this.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

IF YOU VIOLATE THE GUIDELINES, IT DISMEMBERS YOU

Gatorland Orlando, which reopened to the public on Saturday, introduced a new mascot, “Social Distancing Skunk Ape,” to encourage guests to remain 6 feet away from each other.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

ONE DAY WE WILL TELL OUR GRANDSONS WHAT THEY MISSED

Toilet experts say urinals may be consigned to history as part of measures to make public conveniences safe for the post-coronavirus world.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

To be honest, we missed them a lot when they were still here.

FIREFIGHTERS' NIGHTMARE

Fire Breaks Out at Porta Potty Yard in San Jose

It's a Spree: This is the second porta potty fire in the South Bay in one week.

(Thanks to veee)

WE BET THEY GOT AS MUCH OUT OF IT AS WE USUALLY DO

Three penguins get private tour at art museum

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE YOUR OWN SPIT

A minor league baseball team’s stadium has been listed on Airbnb for $1,500 a night.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Asher Scheiner)

BRING ME A SHRUBBERY*

Queen Elizabeth once avoided a controversial palace guest by hiding in a bush, filmmaker says

(Thanks to Jonh Lobert)

*Reference.

MEMORIAL DAY

Have a good day. But also please remember (and tell your kids) why it's called Memorial Day

 
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