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May 19, 2020

TUESDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

It has been raining for several days here in Miami. The forecast is that it will continue raining until — this is a verbatim quote from the National Weather Service — “the end of time.” So don’t look to us for a theme, unless you want the theme to be “rain.”

NOPE

Inventors Develop Mask to Let You Eat and Stay Safe

(Thanks to Roberto)

WAIT A MINUTE...

Covid

(Thanks to Jeff Brown, who says "Umm...wasn't this supposed to be a nasal swab?")

NOT AGAIN

Another instance of feces falling from the sky in Kelowna

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Heartbroken woman takes revenge on her cheating ex-boyfriend by sending him A TONNE of onions to 'make him cry as much as I did'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

Ankle monitor among items reported stolen

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THEY ARE SANITIZING THE POLE

Wyoming strip clubs celebrates reopening with 'masks on, clothes off' party

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "They are still working on where customers should stick the dollar bills.")

 
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