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May 18, 2020

MONDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

It's Monday Monday Bo Bonday Bonana Fanna Fo Fonday Fe Fi Fo Monday. Whatever the hell THAT means.

SEND THIS COUNTY EXECUTIVE TO WASHINGTON

"You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them."

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED, DUDES

According to a study being conducted at Canada’s University of Lethbridge, scientists are now theorizing that certain marijuana strains could possibly prevent COVID-19 infection.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

'MUST BE A HARDENED CRIMINAL'

Police discover giant penis mown into West Cornwall field

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THERE ARE SLOW NEWS DAYS

And then there's this.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AS A BONUS,THEY ALSO MAKE IT HARDER TO FALL DOWN

A Maryland bar unveiled an innovative solution to help patrons remain socially distant when it fully reopens — inner tubes on wheels.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN SPORTS

One of South Korea's top football clubs apologised for causing "deep concern" Monday after being accused of using sex dolls to fill empty seats at a weekend game.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Allen at Division, Jim Perth and Barry Nester)

SUNSHINE STATE SPORTSPERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Florida man dives into Bass Pro Shop fish tank

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

BLESSED BE THE SQUIRTED

Priest goes viral after using holy water squirt gun at drive-thru service

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko, Stan Ruth and Jay Brandes)

IT WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT

Police looking for this Manitoba man who beat up a gas pump

(Thanks to Roberto)

 
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