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May 17, 2020

SUNDAY NIGHT THEME

The theme tonight is Lockdown Fashion. What are you wearing? For the past couple of months the fashion trend here at the blog has been what could best described as "T-shirt and shorts" (or as the French say, "Le T-shirt and le shorts"). This morning we discovered we were wearing, by random chance, the same color scheme as our grandson Dylan. Two days the same thing happened with grandson Kyle. Clearly they both have excellent taste (or as the French say, "Yo no soy marinero").

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DB and Kyle match

WANT TO BE *REALLY* SAFE?

Nah.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

DESPITE THE SHEER BRILLIANCE OF THE DISGUISE

Man wearing watermelon on his head arrested in Louisa Sheetz robbery

(Thanks to Doug Shedd and James Key)

IF WE CAN'T HAVE TELEVISED SPORTS

...at least we can have this.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Cow missing for a year corralled on the Grapevine

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

THE DONKEYS WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Two Bulawayo men who stole a car, which had been abandoned by a drunken driver after it ran out of fuel and traded it in for three donkeys and a cart, were on Friday sentenced to a combined 12 years in jail.

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU WILL BE RELIEVED TO KNOW

Not even a pandemic can stop the Sperminator from spreading his seed

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Hey, everybody needs a hobby.")

EASY FOR THE DUTCH GOVERNMENT TO SAY

The Dutch government has issued new guidance to single people seeking intimacy during the pandemic, advising them to find a "sex buddy".

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

 
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