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May 09, 2020

MOTHER'S DAY EVE OPEN THREAD

Tonight let's talk about mothers. Here's a photo of this blog's mom, Marion Barry, at her job in the 1970s (we think). She was a fine mom and a very, very funny person. Also she could type really fast. Note that she had pretty much the same haircut as this blog.

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YIKES

A terrifying mechanical dog is now stalking a Singapore park to make sure people stay properly distant

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT

It's a beautiful thing.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Meet the statistician who cracked Tim Hortons' digital Roll Up the Rim and won 67 free coffees

(Thanks to The Perts)

A RAY OF SUNSHINE

Flowbee, the '90s home hair-cutting gadget, makes a pandemic comeback

(Thanks to The Perts)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Bull's bid to scratch 'itchy bum' cuts off power to 800 homes

(Thanks to Ralph)

BIG MISTAKE, DUDES

Missouri Lawmakers Defeat Amendment To Require They Consume Marijuana Before Voting

(Thanks to Ralph)

NOTE TO PEOPLE TRYING TO THROW COCAINE OUT OF VEHICLES WHEN BEING STOPPED BY POLICE:

Open the window first.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'YOUR VIDEO IS ON!'

A video call between legal types has been doing the rounds due to the presence of an unwitting naked participant.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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