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May 07, 2020

THURSDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

Tonight we are asking you to come up with a new slogan for this blog's presidential campaign. One of our previous slogans appears on the bumper sticker below; there have been others, including "Your Political Beliefs Here" and "Yes, Of The United States." But we're thinking we might need a new one in the event that we decide to run again. Note that we have not yet made this decision. Before we "toss our hat into the ring" we would need to see a strong show of support from the American people in the form of money. We would also need a hat.

UPDATE: Commenter Chris Night reminds us that another of our previous bumper-sticker slogans was "A Catchy Slogan Should Appear Here."

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SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

Having sex in a flower bed, not OK in downtown La Crosse

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CONNOISSEUR GUYS IN ACTION

The Modesto CHP arrested Gabriel Moreno after he allegedly jumped on a moving tanker truck carrying bulk red wine, climbed under its belly to unscrew a valve, and drank the wine as the truck traveled up Highway 99.

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Richard, who says "one for the road")

YOU KNOW WHO GAVE THE ORDER

Bank is 'robbed' by a monkey

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Asher Scheiner)

FLORIDA MAN ON THE ROAD

ROSEBURG, Ore. (KTVZ) -- A motorist from Florida called Oregon State Police to report he'd been shot at while driving on Interstate 5 -- but it actually was a tire blowout, troopers said. Now he faces charges after marijuana was found in his car, along with nearly $30,000 in cash, hidden in a package of diapers.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

A RAY OF HOPE

Mermaids returning to Montana tiki bar as it reopens

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ALL PART OF THE LITTLE FURRED BASTARDS' ONGOING EFFORT TO DESTROY HUMAN SOCIETY

ITV sparks outrage from parents for showing pre-watershed ad featuring squirrel ‘humping’ Lynx Africa can during BGT

(From the Internet: "In British English, the noun watershed is used to denote the time in the evening after which programmes that are regarded as unsuitable for children are broadcast on television.")

(Thanks to Ralph)

APPARENTLY THEY NEED TO FOCUS MORE ON MATH

Nearly Half of Men Say They Do Most of the Home Schooling. 3 Percent of Women Agree.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Asher Scheiner)

HARSH

Stimulus Checks Made To Dead Taxpayers Must Be Returned

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

WHAT HAPPENS UNDER THE ROBE STAYS UNDER THE ROBE

Toilet flush heard during Supreme Court oral arguments conference call

(Thanks to Stan Ruth, Fred Rosenberger and Emily, Leslie and w)

 
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