YOSEMITE SAM BROUGHT HIM IN
Speedy Gonzalez accused of stealing checks from metro Atlanta mailboxes
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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April 28, 2020
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I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Slowpoke Rodriguez is the mastermind behind the scam.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 28, 2020 at 01:40 PM
https://youtu.be/XqJqZKL8uEU
Posted by: pharmaross | April 28, 2020 at 01:49 PM
When asked where He got the name Speedy, his wife explained to investigators, "if you had to sleep with him you would understand how something like this could have happened."
Posted by: man tom | April 28, 2020 at 01:55 PM
Coronavirus, Coronavirus, Coronavirus... now with Breaking News...this Speedy Gonzales short in hopes at least someone is still tuned in and if so still awake.
Posted by: man tom | April 28, 2020 at 02:13 PM
I hope they're going to lock him up with Pat Boone.
*heads back to the geezer bus*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2020 at 02:42 PM
He may be the first in a long time to get a speedy trial.
Posted by: Clankie | April 28, 2020 at 04:30 PM
Please tell me the arresting officer was NOT "Quick Draw McGraw".
Posted by: RegularGuy | April 28, 2020 at 04:35 PM
Meanwhile, El Kabong is still at large.
Posted by: Alkali Bill | April 28, 2020 at 05:35 PM
Of course, the real Speedy would have gotten away.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | April 28, 2020 at 06:09 PM
Rod--I am told by an unreliable source that the real Speedy Gonzalez lost his drivers license years ago due to getting too many traffic tickets. He has gotten old and stove up. Most inmates of his assisted living community just call him 'Shuffling Gonzalez' nowadays.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 28, 2020 at 07:01 PM
* fist bumps Jeff and heads for the bus *
Posted by: pogo | April 28, 2020 at 08:09 PM
Judge commented, during sentencing, “You’re dethpicable!”.
Posted by: Seeker | May 01, 2020 at 01:15 PM