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Jose Canseco worried Bigfoot or aliens can 'get coronavirus'
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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Jose Canseco worried Bigfoot or aliens can 'get coronavirus'
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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Aliens? Probably not, as their biology is too different at the cellular level. Bigfoot, though, probably could. She's a primate after all.
Posted by: wiredog | April 28, 2020 at 11:21 AM
Worst that can happen is that if the Abominable Snowman doesn't use dandruff shampoo, he gets flakes.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | April 28, 2020 at 11:24 AM
I'm not worried about Bigfoot. He's the social-distancing champion of the world.
Posted by: Rudolph | April 28, 2020 at 11:28 AM
Checking in to see how much Dave is charging for his personally led excursion in Florida to find Big Foot or his Florida cousin 'Skunk Ape' and aliens. Will toiletpaper, insect repellent, food, beverages (premium craft beer), disinfectants and entertainment be included in the package?
Posted by: pharmaross | April 28, 2020 at 11:31 AM
You know, a big-foot hunting expedition sounds like fun right now. Yes, I am desperate......
Posted by: LeDud | April 28, 2020 at 11:37 AM
I thought Jose Canseco WAS Bigfoot.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | April 28, 2020 at 11:39 AM
Being a veteran snipe hunter, I'm well qualified to hunt either bigfoot or aliens.
Posted by: pogo | April 28, 2020 at 11:51 AM
How's that MLB drug investigation going, Jose?
Posted by: Guin | April 28, 2020 at 11:55 AM
I think Jose has been hit in the head with one too many baseballs. Maybe Bigfoot is the name of his cat and this is all just a big misunderstanding.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2020 at 12:38 PM
Joe Canseco's psychiatrist has started making regular therapy appointments for one hour, four times a week.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 28, 2020 at 01:02 PM
Just remember to keep a social distance when riding your unicorn.
Yes I know only virgins can see unicorns:)
Posted by: ImNotDave | April 28, 2020 at 02:41 PM
From drugabuse.gov:
Misuse of anabolic steroids might lead to negative mental effects, such as:
paranoid (extreme, unreasonable) jealousy
extreme irritability and aggression (“roid rage”)
delusions—false beliefs or ideas
impaired judgment
mania
Posted by: pharmaross | April 28, 2020 at 02:47 PM
Hey, don't dis Jose Canseco, your world view might be skewed also if this happened to you.
Posted by: Evil Mr M | April 28, 2020 at 07:39 PM
Jose, can you see... little green men?
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 29, 2020 at 12:09 AM