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April 28, 2020


Jose Canseco worried Bigfoot or aliens can 'get coronavirus'

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Aliens? Probably not, as their biology is too different at the cellular level. Bigfoot, though, probably could. She's a primate after all.

Worst that can happen is that if the Abominable Snowman doesn't use dandruff shampoo, he gets flakes.

I'm not worried about Bigfoot. He's the social-distancing champion of the world.

Checking in to see how much Dave is charging for his personally led excursion in Florida to find Big Foot or his Florida cousin 'Skunk Ape' and aliens. Will toiletpaper, insect repellent, food, beverages (premium craft beer), disinfectants and entertainment be included in the package?

You know, a big-foot hunting expedition sounds like fun right now. Yes, I am desperate......

I thought Jose Canseco WAS Bigfoot.

Being a veteran snipe hunter, I'm well qualified to hunt either bigfoot or aliens.

How's that MLB drug investigation going, Jose?

I think Jose has been hit in the head with one too many baseballs. Maybe Bigfoot is the name of his cat and this is all just a big misunderstanding.

Joe Canseco's psychiatrist has started making regular therapy appointments for one hour, four times a week.

Just remember to keep a social distance when riding your unicorn.
Yes I know only virgins can see unicorns:)

From drugabuse.gov:

Misuse of anabolic steroids might lead to negative mental effects, such as:

paranoid (extreme, unreasonable) jealousy
extreme irritability and aggression (“roid rage”)
delusions—false beliefs or ideas
impaired judgment

Hey, don't dis Jose Canseco, your world view might be skewed also if this happened to you.

Jose, can you see... little green men?

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