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Can you supersize me?
Posted by: pharmaross | April 30, 2020 at 02:19 PM
Key line: "The dancers are happy to be working and labeled essential workers."
WTFBBQ? Fun, sure. But essential? Nuh-uh.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 30, 2020 at 02:22 PM
Do they have wet mask contests?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | April 30, 2020 at 02:53 PM
@Jeff - tomato, tomAAAto
Posted by: markhh | April 30, 2020 at 02:57 PM
Stoked or stroked?
Posted by: I Emmitt Flatus | April 30, 2020 at 02:59 PM
My brother (who lives in Portland) suggests the next show be called Leave It to Beaver.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 30, 2020 at 03:42 PM
Jeff---Your brother also likely knows how Beaverton, Oregon got it's name.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 30, 2020 at 06:39 PM
Will they have bike through peep shows for the environmentally conscious ? Asking for a former Vice President.
Posted by: Clankie | April 30, 2020 at 07:24 PM
“The club even throws in a free roll of toilet paper”.... “Hey, lI’ll be right back, going to get some toilet paper”
Posted by: Phillbert | April 30, 2020 at 07:53 PM
“I need to go squeeze the charmin”
Posted by: Phillbert | April 30, 2020 at 08:05 PM
“Stoked.” It’s so hard to keep up with new euphemisms.
Posted by: Bob | April 30, 2020 at 08:18 PM
Another example of American exceptionalism.
Posted by: LeDud | April 30, 2020 at 08:44 PM
To stoke or not to stoke
that is the question
no one knows
no one knows
I could ask the shaman named Rick
But he has a cousin named Dick
Maybe just stoke
and question not
like most of the blokes
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 30, 2020 at 11:12 PM
Clankie: tell him to ask the former President who would have already been, and so would know.
Are the labels strategically located?
Posted by: Seeker | May 01, 2020 at 02:10 PM
Air pollution is one of today's most serious problems, not only because of its effect on climate change, but also because of its impact on public and individual health, as seen by growing rates of disease and mortality.
Posted by: factory balls | March 07, 2023 at 08:39 PM