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Goat rustling is a ba-a-ad idea.
Posted by: MOTW | April 29, 2020 at 12:42 PM
MOTW just got my goat. heh.
Posted by: LeDud | April 29, 2020 at 02:44 PM
I think I played an Ncube once back in the 90s, was it made by Nintendo?
Posted by: Evil Mr M | April 29, 2020 at 02:47 PM
I searched my file pictue archives for 'picture of goat' and this pic of Retirement Elvis was the closest I could come up with.
Posted by: man tom | April 29, 2020 at 03:51 PM
I searched my file picture archives for 'picture of goat' again, and the pic of Retirement Elvis is the closest I could come up with.
Posted by: man tom | April 29, 2020 at 03:54 PM
That's a switch. Claiming alcohol WAS involved when it really wasn't.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | April 29, 2020 at 03:54 PM
First-world problems.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | April 29, 2020 at 04:10 PM
So I dug a little deeper into my file picture archives and found this under 'Retirement Elvis thief wows captive audience'.
The use of cheap tactics may have heavily influenced the overall poise of this post.
Posted by: man tom | April 29, 2020 at 04:20 PM
Use of cheap tactics and added poise.
Posted by: man tom | April 29, 2020 at 04:23 PM
Ncube butted heads with the law and the law won.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 29, 2020 at 04:25 PM
What a Ncube-poop.
Posted by: Rudolph | April 29, 2020 at 05:46 PM
How does one look sober while on all fours, goat horns in hand, inside a goat corral?
Posted by: Bob | April 29, 2020 at 08:07 PM
Ncube has always been considered a horny little devil by people who knew him.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | April 29, 2020 at 08:10 PM
How can one be down on all fours, yet have goat horns in hand?
Posted by: pogo | April 29, 2020 at 08:33 PM
Not my goat-to man for tactical advice.
Posted by: Seeker | May 01, 2020 at 01:57 PM