THEN WE SHALL PERMIT THEM TO CONTINUE POOPING
Shark poop may be essential to marine ecosystems
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Land-mine shark.
Posted by: MOTW | April 27, 2020 at 01:09 PM
I think they covered this during Sharknado 6. I could be wrong.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 27, 2020 at 01:13 PM
Tiger sharks were noted for providing iron and aluminum from all the car parts they eat.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | April 27, 2020 at 01:25 PM
Good. Because I wasn't going to be the one to tell them they can't poop.
Posted by: Pocono Chuck | April 27, 2020 at 02:40 PM
I wonder if its good for gardening ? A friend wants to know.
Posted by: LeDud | April 27, 2020 at 03:08 PM
A scientist was unloading a bucket from the back of his pickup when a neighbor kid came up.
"What's in the bucket, mister?" The kid asked
The scientist replied, "It's shark poop. I'm going to put it on the strawberries."
The kid looked at the scientist,"At my house we usually put cream and sugar on our strawberries."
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 27, 2020 at 05:57 PM
Rim shot for Le Pet.
Posted by: pogo | April 27, 2020 at 08:54 PM
For the landlocked, using the night soil from a law office is a substitute.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 28, 2020 at 09:22 AM
Sounds like the sharks hired a press agent.
Posted by: Clankie | April 28, 2020 at 09:58 AM
If the sharks hadn't eaten them, the other fish on the reef would have continued pooping, probably a larger quantity than the sharks, and the reef would have gained even more nutrients.
Posted by: The Real Barry | April 28, 2020 at 10:24 AM
Think of it this way: who supplies more manure to the land? A few hundred wolves, or the thousands of elk they eat?
Posted by: The Real Barry | April 28, 2020 at 11:27 AM