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Just hire a patrolman named " Warrant ". Then they'd only have to make one trip.
Posted by: Clankie | April 28, 2020 at 12:15 PM
The mat doesn't specify a search or arrest warrant. A warrant can also be a type of security, or an authorization for some other action. The agenda for New England Town Meetings is called a warrant, for example. Come back with one and a you can argue that the homeowner has publicly invited you to enter. It's a good grammatical argument, if weak legally.
Posted by: Ralph | April 28, 2020 at 12:33 PM
I'll bet the mud rug inside says "I pay your salary."
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 28, 2020 at 12:52 PM
The perp had a child at home? He needed to also have, "And bring a Big Stupid Stick to beat me with" on that mat, too.
Posted by: MOTW | April 28, 2020 at 12:53 PM
I want to but one of those mats.
Posted by: Le Petomanes's Evil Twin | April 28, 2020 at 01:04 PM
and when you come back bring a Popeye's chicken sandwich (spicy), also bring a shrubbery (something tasteful).
Posted by: Marc | April 28, 2020 at 01:20 PM
Did LePet challange one of those mats ?
Posted by: LeDud | April 28, 2020 at 02:39 PM
"I doan need no steenkin' warrant!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2020 at 02:40 PM
Let me just guess this guy's not a fan of government in general.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | April 28, 2020 at 06:11 PM
Only in Florida do criminals come with operating instructions...
Posted by: Evil Mr M | April 28, 2020 at 07:28 PM