IN PREPARATION FOR WALPURGIS NIGHT
Swedish city to dump tonne of chicken manure in park to deter visitors
(Thanks to Charles Cates, Ralph, pharmaross and Unholy Slacker)
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"Fertilizer expert"? That's a career?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | April 30, 2020 at 03:22 PM
“I am not a fertiliser expert, but as I understand it, it is clear that it might smell a bit outside the park as well,” Lundblad admitted. “These are chicken droppings, after all.”
Sounds like something from Monty Python, eh?
Posted by: MOTW | April 30, 2020 at 05:33 PM
Officials could have much more easily blared Dancing Queen and achieved the same result.
Posted by: man tom | April 30, 2020 at 05:37 PM
Officials could have much more easily blared Dancing Queen and achieved the same result.
Posted by: man tom | April 30, 2020 at 05:39 PM
Our parks people fertilize with a sheeps__t preparation guaranteed to keep anyone with a sense of smell away for a week. Of course, dogs love to roll in it.
Posted by: coscolo | April 30, 2020 at 06:03 PM
Wearing a chicken on your head also keeps people away.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 30, 2020 at 06:12 PM
How do you prepare your 'head chicken'? Baked ? Fried?
OR au natural? with just beaded lintels / radishes?
Posted by: ImNotDave | April 30, 2020 at 06:28 PM
I will need to use this on my front door.
Posted by: Qaz | April 30, 2020 at 06:53 PM
That wouldn't work in N.J. Everything smells like that.
Posted by: Clankie | April 30, 2020 at 07:22 PM
Yes, Rod... "fertilizer expert" can definitely be a career.
Just watch any politician or journalist.
Posted by: fractalist | May 01, 2020 at 02:31 PM