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April 30, 2020

IN PREPARATION FOR WALPURGIS NIGHT

Swedish city to dump tonne of chicken manure in park to deter visitors

(Thanks to Charles Cates, Ralph, pharmaross and Unholy Slacker)

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"Fertilizer expert"? That's a career?

“I am not a fertiliser expert, but as I understand it, it is clear that it might smell a bit outside the park as well,” Lundblad admitted. “These are chicken droppings, after all.”

Sounds like something from Monty Python, eh?

Officials could have much more easily blared Dancing Queen and achieved the same result.

Officials could have much more easily blared Dancing Queen and achieved the same result.

Our parks people fertilize with a sheeps__t preparation guaranteed to keep anyone with a sense of smell away for a week. Of course, dogs love to roll in it.

Wearing a chicken on your head also keeps people away.

How do you prepare your 'head chicken'? Baked ? Fried?
OR au natural? with just beaded lintels / radishes?

I will need to use this on my front door.

That wouldn't work in N.J. Everything smells like that.

Yes, Rod... "fertilizer expert" can definitely be a career.

Just watch any politician or journalist.

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