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April 05, 2020

SUNDAY OPEN THREAD

There will be a new column posted tomorrow. It will involve a famous celebrity. See if you can guess who it is, from the following choices:

  • Bill Gates
  • Oprah Winfrey
  • Ringo Starr
  • Charmin spokesperson Mr. Whipple

While you're pondering this, feel free to post comments in the comments section, which has been thoroughly sanitized for your protection. Which reminds us: Do you geezers remember when you used to check into a motel, and there would be a band of paper across the toilet seat that said SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION? And you used to wonder if they really sanitized the toilet seat, or just put the paper strip on it? Or maybe they were telling you that the paper strip itself was sanitized? Do you think any guests were so drunk when they arrived that they went to the bathroom on the strip? That probably happened, right? There are a LOT of unanswered questions, if you ask this blog. Somebody should form a task force.

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Baby alligator found with drugs, guns in Florida arrest

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE FIENDS

Someone's dumped more than 60 boxes of 'partially frozen chicken thighs' in Rochdale

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE:

Here's a remote-control toilet-paper roll.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

ATTENTION, FUN-LOVING PRANKSTERS WHO WOULD LIKE TO BECOME HOMICIDE VICTIMS WHILE SHELTERING IN PLACE

Here you go.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

BUT YOU WANT TO BE AT THE TAIL END

A Florida county is reminding people to maintain a distance of at least one alligator between each other

(Thanks to Stephen Hansen, Ralph, John Lobert and pharmaross)

 
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