TOILET PAPER IN THE NEWS
NEBRASKANS ARE STEALING TOILET PAPER FROM INTERSTATE REST STOPS
Florida Man Charged With Stealing $1 Roll Of Toilet Paper Is Held On $5000 Bond
Man arrested for allegedly stealing 66 rolls of toilet paper from Orlando hotel
“Rush on toilet paper” at local store causes fight; police called
Toilet paper alternatives cause sewer problems
Make Your Own: Artisanal Toilet Paper
Bakery Special: TP Cake
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, Ann, Ralph, Ranald Adams and pharmaross)
Murder, theft, and rape, okay. Toilet paper theft? Get a rope!
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 22, 2020 at 12:56 PM
Then you have the new hit single by Randy Travis, The Day you Left Me You Couldn't Wipe Your Ass.
Posted by: man tom | March 22, 2020 at 01:05 PM
The TP Cake made me wonder what the Cake Wrecks site has today for their "Sunday Sweets" (non-wrecky cakes) feature. Lo and be rolled!
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | March 22, 2020 at 01:58 PM
At least they have toilet paper in jail. What? Single ply? Noooooooooooo!
Posted by: Bradley King | March 22, 2020 at 03:32 PM
Plant Mullein...
The leaves of common mullein have been used as lamp wicks as well as toilet paper. The leaves were once placed inside of shoes to provided both warmth and softness. The dried leaves on the long stalk have been used since the time of the Romans for torches (once they had been dipped into tallow). Legend states that such torches were used by witches or were used to repel witches, giving rise to one of its many common names of "hag taper."
https://www.livescience.com/52001-common-mullein-herb-plant-photos.html
Posted by: Another Ralph | March 22, 2020 at 04:22 PM
In all these cases, police have nothing to go on. OK somebody used this a day ago. And the day before that. And the day.....
Posted by: LeDud | March 23, 2020 at 11:01 AM