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March 18, 2020

THEIR CHILD'S WHAT?

Some separated parents in Columbia Falls got into a fight over their child’s hand washing regiment.

Guess the county.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

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Apparently, the child was washing hands like a sailor, while the parents were Army.

You don't know how much I appreciate this blog in this time of crazy. Laughing is a nice break.
I'm my hospital's Infection Preventionist.

{{ maryqos }}

I am the very model in hand-washing Major-General
With information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I kill the germs of COVID, and I quell microbes
hysterically
From Corona to Staphylococcus, named or generically

In all disputes involving the Regiment it is best to consult the Sergeant at Arms.

Whatever you do, don't ask for the Rear Admiral's opinion...

Marc & Frac: Full marks.

And a High five to Mrs. Thwacker-Weasel.

An entire regiment to help him wash his hands? That sounds... excessive.

"RIGHT! Fall in, you lot! Young master's hands aren't going to scrub themselves! You there! Bring that loofa to shoulder arms before I box your ears!"

I'll ask my nearest military regimen.

maryquos - you will save the population of several major cities in the upcoming made for TV special. In the sequel, you will take on China and find love.

Separating is important in washing, just saying.

Hungry Horse Woman sounds like the Rolling Stones song.
And the Evil Spirit of Steve? It could fit every Steve I know.

"Evil Spirit of Steve" was the working title of Neil Young's first album.

4:25 p.m.--There was an abandoned wheelchair on Shady Lane.

No problem, the owner won't get far on foot.

Evil Spirit Steve sounds like a low budget version of of The Exorcist. Instead of Linda Blair's head rotating 360 degrees and intoning the name "Merrin" a possessed barista misspells the priest's name and calls out "Mavin?"

I knew the bloglits would have fun with that headline.

Y'all did not disappoint.

thanks MOTW
man tom, can we just skip to the sequel?

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