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Some separated parents in Columbia Falls got into a fight over their child’s hand washing regiment.
Guess the county.
(Thanks to Fabian Marson)
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Apparently, the child was washing hands like a sailor, while the parents were Army.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | March 18, 2020 at 03:29 PM
You don't know how much I appreciate this blog in this time of crazy. Laughing is a nice break.
I'm my hospital's Infection Preventionist.
Posted by: maryqos | March 18, 2020 at 03:41 PM
{{ maryqos }}
I am the very model in hand-washing Major-General
With information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I kill the germs of COVID, and I quell microbes
hysterically
From Corona to Staphylococcus, named or generically
Posted by: MOTW | March 18, 2020 at 03:59 PM
In all disputes involving the Regiment it is best to consult the Sergeant at Arms.
Posted by: Marc | March 18, 2020 at 04:12 PM
Whatever you do, don't ask for the Rear Admiral's opinion...
Posted by: fractalist | March 18, 2020 at 04:16 PM
Marc & Frac: Full marks.
And a High five to Mrs. Thwacker-Weasel.
Posted by: vaporsmith | March 18, 2020 at 04:54 PM
An entire regiment to help him wash his hands? That sounds... excessive.
"RIGHT! Fall in, you lot! Young master's hands aren't going to scrub themselves! You there! Bring that loofa to shoulder arms before I box your ears!"
Posted by: BrassG | March 18, 2020 at 05:05 PM
I'll ask my nearest military regimen.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 18, 2020 at 05:14 PM
maryquos - you will save the population of several major cities in the upcoming made for TV special. In the sequel, you will take on China and find love.
Posted by: man tom | March 18, 2020 at 05:32 PM
Separating is important in washing, just saying.
Posted by: Trew | March 18, 2020 at 05:58 PM
Hungry Horse Woman sounds like the Rolling Stones song.
And the Evil Spirit of Steve? It could fit every Steve I know.
Posted by: Qaz | March 18, 2020 at 06:02 PM
"Evil Spirit of Steve" was the working title of Neil Young's first album.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 18, 2020 at 06:15 PM
4:25 p.m.--There was an abandoned wheelchair on Shady Lane.
No problem, the owner won't get far on foot.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 18, 2020 at 06:51 PM
Evil Spirit Steve sounds like a low budget version of of The Exorcist. Instead of Linda Blair's head rotating 360 degrees and intoning the name "Merrin" a possessed barista misspells the priest's name and calls out "Mavin?"
Posted by: Marc | March 18, 2020 at 09:05 PM
I knew the bloglits would have fun with that headline.
Y'all did not disappoint.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | March 19, 2020 at 01:54 AM
thanks MOTW
man tom, can we just skip to the sequel?
Posted by: maryqos | March 19, 2020 at 09:24 AM