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March 29, 2020


Why Not Wearing A Bra During Self-Isolation Is The Best

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Gah! It contains the phrase "could care less." Using a word when you mean the opposite? It literally kills me.

How about going to the zoo and seeing Z bras.

Q: Why does Dolly Parton buy her bras in Japan?

A: Because that's where they make the 280 ZX.

...See, the 280 ZX was a Japanese sports car. It's supposed to be like a bra size, you know, like 38 DD... you know, 280 ZX like really big because she had like really big...

ah, never mind.


ooooooOOOOOh. NOW I get it.

@Steve - *groan* *snork*

So, what are you wearing Dave?

I for one think we need more perky reports like this.

"I never realized just how constricting a brassiere is."
_Lenard Nimoy (Fringe)

The Free The Nipples movement needs all the support it can get!

*Gene Hackman voice*



how anyone could compare our luscious lobes with those hairy little dried up kiwis is beyond me!

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