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March 21, 2020

STREET VALUE: $854 TRILLION

The North Carolina truck driver was busted on Wednesday hauling 18,000 pounds of toilet paper in a stolen 18-wheeler trailer 

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w, The Squirrel Whisperer, Rod Nunley, Le Petomane, pharmaross and Steve K)

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I have several relatives that are North Carolina truck drivers. Since they didn't mention his name I guess I'll be calling some people later today.

They need to get these crack dealers off the streets!

It was later discovered one carton of N95 face masks was on board. This drove the estimated street value of the heist well beyond $999,999,999,999,999 Trillion to...what comes after $999,999,999,999,999.99?

Quadrillions ?

Umptillion. I only remember because of Lou Alcindor changing his name to Kareem Abdul Umptillion.

Thus surpassing the Dunbar Armored Robbery (1997, $30 million in today's dollars)

Snork and a picture of a full roll of toilet paper to pharmacross

The demand for toiletpaper is bigger than ever...

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

The blog is on a roll.

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